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  • March28th

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    Last time I was in Boston it was gloriously sunny. This time Boston is alternatively a nipple hardening freeze-fest, or worse-than-London-in-February festival of rain. Still, a weekend in Boston is not to be sniffed at. This weekend I’ll see a performance and then be in one.

    I head to the Boston Public Library, a fantastic edifice to erudition and, conveniently, next to the half price theatre tickets booth in Copley Square where I randomly pick my evening’s entertainment – a play called ‘Entertaining Mr. Sloane’ by British playwright Joe Orton. I was hoping to see how an American cast would handle the peculiarly English quirks of Orton’s dark humour (and the accents).  It turns out the cast is all British, which is no doubt good for the play, but ruins some of my fun.

    The library is one of those beautiful, old school, vaulted ceiling places and I feel all proper and Bostonian as I write. My pre-theatre dinner is jollied by a conversation about technology and faith with the sociable Ellis, a Methodist preacher in a sharp suit, with an easy laugh who laments his church’s inability to keep pace with modern means of communication.

    Boston Public Library

    Today I stay at Tracy’s flat to read. Tracy herself is out an about for most of the day, including a trip to church with her mum who is aggressively intrigued by me. “Hello,” I say. “I’m staying with Tracy for a few days.” “I can see that!” she exclaims “But who are you?!” I get the impression she thinks I may be some decidedly unsavoury love interest of her daughter’s and when I tell her I’m in Boston researching a book this is met with suspicion but, ultimately, a request for a free copy. Tracy later tells me that her mother is a selfless servant of others and has “difficulty chilling out”.

    That evening Tracy has arranged for a group of her (sociable and likeable) friends to see me do a brief set at Harvard’s Comedy Studio, arguable the most intelligent crowd, well, anywhere. It’s the sort of crowd that tends to heckle with technical points, rather than disdain. I don’t get any heckles, but after my set (which, I have to say, went rather well) one medical researcher did approach me to question my reading of a neuro-anatomy paper that forms the basis of one of my routines. Only in Harvard.

    Harvard Comedy Studio 1

    As is the tradition at the Comedy Studio after the show the comics and Rick Jenkins (the owner, and tonight’s generous compere) descend to the Karaoke Bar below to listen to drunk students ruin soft rock hits from the eighties (as if those weren’t bad enough already). Tracy takes a rather brilliant photo that juxtaposes Rick and the Karaoke lyrics to a diVinyls hit.

    Rick hits it off

  • September13th

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    I spend the morning visiting the MIT museum. I’d expected an ultra-modern edifice to public engagement. Actually it’s several rooms of artefacts (including the remains of Cynthia Breazeal’s ground breaking social robot ‘Kismet’) sitting sadly in display cases with explanatory panels that say, in totality, “MIT thinks about a lot of things, but not the role museums”. I suspect a lack of funding is forcing the museum staff to do the best they can, but I can’t help feeling that MIT is treating its heritage like an ex-lover that it’d rather not see anymore.

    In one room I find a computer running START “the world’s first Web-based question answering system” developed by the MIT Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory. It’s one of many attempts to make web-searching more amenable to natural language. So, when I type in a question “What is consciousness?” it returns with the Wikipedia entry on the subject, but when I ask it where the nearest T-station (underground metro) is it says, “Sorry, no one has told me where the nearest T-station is”. “Will machines ever become sentient?” I type. “Unfortunately I wasn’t told if machines will ever become sentient” comes the reply, which demonstrates a good ‘understanding’ of grammar at least, but fails to link me to any of the numerous resources on the web about Artificial Intelligence (something its parents at the MIT AI lab would surely be ashamed of). START lets itself down grammatically over my next (admittedly facile) question “Should I start dating again?” I ask. “I don’t know if you should START the dating again”. The capitalisation and the extraneous ‘the’ give the reply a kind of inadvertent psychotherapeutic gravitas. Is the program trying to infer that I’ve never really had a break from dating?

    Dead Kismet

    Dead Kismet

    Despite its limitations I enjoy the museum, the rather staid panels are good revision for some of the subjects I’ve been covering. The explanation of DNA, whilst tired and broken in places, helps ‘bed down’ some of the knowledge I’ve been acquiring – it’s becoming ‘familiar’. The challenge for the book will be to make sure that I explain this knowledge without that familiarity making my explanations opaque to someone as new as I was to the subject a few short months ago.

    The rest of the afternoon is taken up with more research, which I am momentarily distracted from by an e-mail from Amy O’Reilly. I’ve never met Amy but she got in touch after the British Science Festival gig to say how much she enjoyed it and has forwarded me some fantastically funny research (coincidentally by some students at MIT). Ever heard of those conspiracy theorists that like to wear silver foil hats to keep ‘government spies’ out of their brainwaves? Well, a group of dedicated researchers wanted to see if this strategy was effective…

    Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government’s invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

    See the full paper here

    Do you like my helmet?

    Do you like my helmet?

    In the evening I head to the Comedy Studio in Harvard Square. Rick the promoter has a full bill of 12(!) and therefore can’t even find 5 minutes for me, so I have the odd and pleasurable experience of being a club without performing. A number of the comics seem impressed I’m writing a book and, I think, get the impression that back in the UK I’m more famous than I am. The second most (obviously) gay comic in the room asks me if I’m single and flirts with me. I’m flattered but suddenly wish I was on stage.

    The club is well run, has a great vibe and clearly attracts not only a better class of comic, but encourages the best out of them. It’s one of the places TV producers scout for new talent on the East Coast and you can see why. Next time I’m in Boston I’ll be here again, but behind the mic.

  • September10th

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    …and that includes badly run comedy nights.

    Apparently Tommy’s Comedy Lounge is where many greats cut their teeth, including Robin Williams. Now I doubt they’d want to do much more than cut their wrists. The promoter is cursory and rude and the compere indifferent, not only to the rest of the acts, but to his own material and unforgivably, the audience (of just 7 people). One of the most famously quoted observations in comedy is Carol Burnett’s ‘Comedy is tragedy plus time’. This club had clearly only taken the first three words to heart.

    The funniest part of the evening for me was sitting in a restaurant where my English politeness met America’s service culture with escalating results. The waiter and I ended up in an almost inescapable spiral of politeness, until we passed over a kind of ‘gratitude event horizon’. I was happy he was serving me, he was even happier I was being served. Thank you. No problem. That’s great. A pleasure to serve you. A lovely meal. So kind of you to say.

    I had to get out before we became a couple.

  • September9th

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    First US gig…

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    I return from my first gig in the US – at Mottley’s comedy club. Before the gig I’m worried there may be some language issues and check a few terms with fellow comedians. Turns out that ‘dogging’ isn’t a word out here (if you’re a US reader of this blog, please don’t put this into Google). I use this semantic differential in my act, explaining the meaning and inferring that a chap in the front row simply calls this ‘Tuesday night’.

    It’s Mottley’s ‘new comics’ night (which in America I guess I am) so it’s a big bill of short sets. This suits me fine. Not sure I feel like doing a 30 to my first US audience. There’s every possibility my sense of humour might be as welcome as cancer here in Massachusetts. 

    The club is friendly, small, well run. It’s a quiet night and the audience reaches barely 20. I’ve just missed the Boston Comedy Festival and post labour day it’s hard for the venue to pull in a full house, especially mid-week. I’m happy about this. It’s a safe gig, but with enough punters to generate a good vibe. The compere does a good job of making a virtue of the low numbers and the acts are generally good. I go down well and the assembled mirth makers are quick to say ‘well done’, which is nice, given I’m essentially alone in the city. I’m beginning to see stand-up as simply a way to make my evenings less solitary. I think working in a ‘Red Sox’ (the local baseball team) gag was worth it. I arrange to meet one of the acts on Sunday at Harvard’s Comedy Studio. I’ve already e-mailed the promoter there who thinks he may have a spot for me that night, and my new friend promises to advocate for me too. The Comedy Studio has a reputation for ‘smart’ comedy in Boston, so I’m eager to get some stage time there if I can…

  • September8th

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    Spent most of today preparing for my interview with sociable robots pioneer, Cynthia Breazeal, plugging gaps in my knowledge around machine ethics, artificial intelligence and robot architectures. Yes, I know, I can’t believe how sexy I am either. Am going a bit stir crazy sat in my hotel room attempting lite-boffin status so decided to see if I could find a comedy club to let me perform this week. I’m getting a bit lonely out here by myself and need some social interaction. Straight of the bat Mottley’s Comedy on Chatham St. offer me some stage time tomorrow night… So, looking forward to that. My first US gig!

  • September7th

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    I arrive in Boston tired after a long journey from Guildford, via Woking, Heathrow and a nice chat on the plane with Ryan, a undergraduate physics student at Brown University (which has recently entered the public consciousness in the UK, it being the choice of Harry Potter actress Emma Watson). We have a long chat about genetics (he’s reading Dawkins’ The Selfish Gene) the Large Hadron Collider (he’s not a big fan, saying that the money spent on it could have funded thousands of other labs globally) and what to call meals when your flying between timezones. We can’t decide whether it’s ‘Linner’ or ‘Dunch’. Thinking about the LHC, its current ‘out of operation’ status is something of an embarassment all round, not least I suspect for the person who had to make the phonecall to all the funders… ‘What do you mean it’s the parts and the labour?!’

    Hungry, I find a seafood bar near my hotel, where I’m rewarded with a cool beer and the hugest starter I’ve witnessed, well, since the last time I was in the US. Even in these first few hours Boston reveals itself to be a town that values intellect. My waitress is training to be a pychotherapist after quitting her job as a producer at ABC and I chat to senior couple (childhood sweethearts) one of whom worked on Byte magazine, which was something of a sacred text for computer geeks everywhere in the late 70s. Before going to bed I e-mail my article about the psychology of humour to The Telegraph and note with amusement that they’ve let me have my gags about Ed Milliband (Labour) and Lembit Opik (Liberal Democrat) but have removed my suggestion that Tory’s get caught naked more often than representatives of other political parties. Hmmm. I’ll refrain from wondering what this says about The Telegraph’s sense of humour.

    A jet-lagged inspired early rise the next day sees me set of to explore Boston, which is deserted. I put this down to the early hour but it stays ominously quiet. Outside the MIT media lab (where I’ll interview Cynthia Breazeal on Wednesday) I meet a grumpy PhD who explains it’s a national holiday, ‘Labor Day’ (like William Shatner, a Canadian import). He’s not happy, explaining he’s left completing his doctoral dissertation a little late, hence having to work on a holiday that traditionally marks the end of summer for US citizens.

    The day warms into one of pure summery goodness (if this is the last day of summer it’s going out on a high) and I walk and walk and walk. All in all I’m out for 8 hours, and walking for 7 of them. In the Public Gardens I stumble on a large demonstration in support of President Obama’s proposed health reforms. It’s interesting to think that while I’m here I’ll be meeting scientists that may make many of the conditions that these demonstrators believe need legislative reform to provide equitable treatment a thing of the past. Indeed, my research on the genomics revolution shows it has the potential to drastically reduce the healthcare burden in all societies… but as ever politics will need to play its part. Let’s hope it’s an equitable one. Genomics has applications in reducing the cost of health care but also raises the ugly spectre of insurance firms turning you down for cover based on a risk-assessment of your genome.

    I chat to a few of the demonstrators and ask why they think some people are anti-reform. A few mention the worry it’s ‘socialism by the back door’. In America it seems anything that might have the word ‘socialist’ attached to it is treated like one of the ugly tumours genetic medicine may banish. It strikes me as sad that the word has become devalued by misinterpretation, like ‘feminism’ seems to have and, to a certain extent, ‘optimism’. One thing that is bothering me is that everyone I speak to asks me where in Australia I’m from.

    Boston is a city built on learning. You can’t move for college campuses. I wander to Harvard Medical School, where I’ll interview Professor of Genetics George Church on Friday and feel slightly awed by how important the building on 77 Louis Pasteur Avenue is in relation to the future of medicine and synthetic biology.

    Today, by contrast, was a research day, reading up on sociable robots… and comedy clubs in the city. I’ve scored a gig tomorrow night at Mottley’s Comedy Club which should be fun, my first gig in the states…

    I’ve just stayed up to do an interview on BBC Radio Wales about the psychology of humour, it’s 1:40am. Time for bed.

  • September6th

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    The lovely Taragh Bisset, me and uber-comedians Robin Ince and Andrew O'Neill

    The lovely Taragh Bisset with me, and uber-comedians Robin Ince and Andrew O'Neill

    Girls are forward in Guildford. At least by proxy. As part of my gig for the British Science Festival I conducted an ‘experiment’ to judge how mirthful the town was – in short, a caption competition, on which I had left a box, underneath the place to put a caption, saying ‘anything else you want to tell us?’ Someone wrote ‘No’ which seemed rather redundant, one criticised a part of my set (possibly the only time I’ve been heckled in writing) but another wrote “My friend Fabia thinks you’re cute,” provided a phone number, and continued, “she’s not concerned about your financial status, has firm boobs and will wear socks.” Now, just to be clear the last three points weren’t just randomly volunteered (that would have plain scary) but referred to some of the gags I’d done earlier in the evening. Anyway I thought it only fair to phone said number from stage… and between us, the crowd and I left a rather awkward message. Still, it’s an interesting technique for picking up potential dates. Turns out Fabia is a budding (award winning) playwright and children’s authoress. Her mate Les won the caption competition. The picture was this…
    Public Hare

    Les wrote, “Michelle, they can see your public hare”.

    The gig was fun if a little nerve wracking. It’s been a while since I’ve done any stand-up and I was, well, rusty. The timing was a little off, and I missed a few builds (gags on top of another). Still, it was nice do something live again – and when I’ve finished the book I should really write a stand-up show based on it and get back out again. In fact I’m toying with the idea of doing a few gigs in the US if I can find some amenable clubs. The crew from Greg Atkins TV were there again, filming every success and failure. It’ll be interesting to watch. (We’d spent the afternoon filming my introduction to the series – essentially a very short version of what you’ll find under ‘About the optimist on tour’ link above). Tom, the cameraman did his fabulous Gollum on cue and I did a questionabe ‘Lord of the Ring’ gag about a Gollum/ Yoda love-in. Andrew O’Neill and Robin Ince were, as ever, brilliant. If you haven’t seen either, do so immediately. I particularly endorse Robin’s battle against creationists, and Andrew’s subversive and hilarious battle against racism…

    Andrew O’Neill battles racism:

    Robin Ince battles science denial:

    I also did my first live TV interview with BBC South to promote the gig, and have a new found appreciation for the talents of anyone that can present live as a result. In the media-frenzy that is my life I was also asked to be the guest editor on the science festival’s blog site – and put in a piece to The Telegraph for Tuesday’s science page. To think my first piece in a British national is in the Telegraph! My mum would be pleased, and the exposure can’t hurt…. But I think I need to go and sing ‘the red flag’ a few times.

    Right, off to the airport. I still can’t quite believe I meeting Cynthia Breazeal (sociable robots), Bill Mitchell (smart cities), George Church (Genetics), Rick Hess (solar power), Juan Enriquez (see post below ‘At one with Juan?’), Wally Broecker and Klaus Lackner (again, see post below ‘Cynicism and Climate Change’), finishing off with Hod Lipson (robots again). Also looking forward to meeting my American publisher Rachel Holtzman at Penguin and my good chum Colin, a neuroscientist in NY.

    My mind may be totally fried upon my return… Right off to Heathrow… While I’m flying, why not sign the ‘pardon for Alan Turing’ petition? I think it’s important.

  • August28th

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    So, lot’s happening here… TV proposal is now shaping up nicely. The producer, the avuncular Greg Atkins, thinks it’s “unstoppable”. Let’s hope. Getting more support to tour the world meeting geniuses is my kind of life. Also glad to see my comedy night for the British Science Festival has sold out. Bit apprehensive: the book and my learning consultancy (Flow Associates) have rather taken me away from live comedy. What energy I have had comedically has gone into a stage play I’ve written with the (also) avuncular Jack Milner (definition of ‘nicest man in showbiz’). So getting back on stage for 40 minutes of standup is going to be interesting, especially with a film crew there – and ahead of the brilliant Andrew O’Neill and Robin Ince… 

    Optimism, naturally, rules…

  • August17th

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    J247-IncePoster-webI try to avoid any events with the word ‘science’ in them. Not that I’m against science festivals. I love them. But my remit, as I see it, is to take knowledge to audiences that aren’t already ‘converted’. However, when the British Science Association asked me to put together a comedy night for their 2009 festival it was my excuse to do a gig with two of my favourite comedians – the magnificent Robin Ince and deliciously bonkers Andrew O’Neill. Tickets are (gratifyingly) nearly sold out, but you can still grab one from the Yvonne Arnaud theatre box office (it’s in Guildford – and there’s nothing I can do about that) – just click on the image to the left. Following on from my last post I’m considering a Yoda/ Gollum face-off as Tom will be in the room (the gig’s being filmed for the series taster). Want the precious, do you?