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  • September10th

    …and that includes badly run comedy nights.

    Apparently Tommy’s Comedy Lounge is where many greats cut their teeth, including Robin Williams. Now I doubt they’d want to do much more than cut their wrists. The promoter is cursory and rude and the compere indifferent, not only to the rest of the acts, but to his own material and unforgivably, the audience (of just 7 people). One of the most famously quoted observations in comedy is Carol Burnett’s ‘Comedy is tragedy plus time’. This club had clearly only taken the first three words to heart.

    The funniest part of the evening for me was sitting in a restaurant where my English politeness met America’s service culture with escalating results. The waiter and I ended up in an almost inescapable spiral of politeness, until we passed over a kind of ‘gratitude event horizon’. I was happy he was serving me, he was even happier I was being served. Thank you. No problem. That’s great. A pleasure to serve you. A lovely meal. So kind of you to say.

    I had to get out before we became a couple.

  • September9th

    First US gig…

    Posted in: Comedy

    I return from my first gig in the US – at Mottley’s comedy club. Before the gig I’m worried there may be some language issues and check a few terms with fellow comedians. Turns out that ‘dogging’ isn’t a word out here (if you’re a US reader of this blog, please don’t put this into Google). I use this semantic differential in my act, explaining the meaning and inferring that a chap in the front row simply calls this ‘Tuesday night’.

    It’s Mottley’s ‘new comics’ night (which in America I guess I am) so it’s a big bill of short sets. This suits me fine. Not sure I feel like doing a 30 to my first US audience. There’s every possibility my sense of humour might be as welcome as cancer here in Massachusetts. 

    The club is friendly, small, well run. It’s a quiet night and the audience reaches barely 20. I’ve just missed the Boston Comedy Festival and post labour day it’s hard for the venue to pull in a full house, especially mid-week. I’m happy about this. It’s a safe gig, but with enough punters to generate a good vibe. The compere does a good job of making a virtue of the low numbers and the acts are generally good. I go down well and the assembled mirth makers are quick to say ‘well done’, which is nice, given I’m essentially alone in the city. I’m beginning to see stand-up as simply a way to make my evenings less solitary. I think working in a ‘Red Sox’ (the local baseball team) gag was worth it. I arrange to meet one of the acts on Sunday at Harvard’s Comedy Studio. I’ve already e-mailed the promoter there who thinks he may have a spot for me that night, and my new friend promises to advocate for me too. The Comedy Studio has a reputation for ‘smart’ comedy in Boston, so I’m eager to get some stage time there if I can…

  • September8th

    Spent most of today preparing for my interview with sociable robots pioneer, Cynthia Breazeal, plugging gaps in my knowledge around machine ethics, artificial intelligence and robot architectures. Yes, I know, I can’t believe how sexy I am either. Am going a bit stir crazy sat in my hotel room attempting lite-boffin status so decided to see if I could find a comedy club to let me perform this week. I’m getting a bit lonely out here by myself and need some social interaction. Straight of the bat Mottley’s Comedy on Chatham St. offer me some stage time tomorrow night… So, looking forward to that. My first US gig!

  • September7th

    I arrive in Boston tired after a long journey from Guildford, via Woking, Heathrow and a nice chat on the plane with Ryan, a undergraduate physics student at Brown University (which has recently entered the public consciousness in the UK, it being the choice of Harry Potter actress Emma Watson). We have a long chat about genetics (he’s reading Dawkins’ The Selfish Gene) the Large Hadron Collider (he’s not a big fan, saying that the money spent on it could have funded thousands of other labs globally) and what to call meals when your flying between timezones. We can’t decide whether it’s ‘Linner’ or ‘Dunch’. Thinking about the LHC, its current ‘out of operation’ status is something of an embarassment all round, not least I suspect for the person who had to make the phonecall to all the funders… ‘What do you mean it’s the parts and the labour?!’

    Hungry, I find a seafood bar near my hotel, where I’m rewarded with a cool beer and the hugest starter I’ve witnessed, well, since the last time I was in the US. Even in these first few hours Boston reveals itself to be a town that values intellect. My waitress is training to be a pychotherapist after quitting her job as a producer at ABC and I chat to senior couple (childhood sweethearts) one of whom worked on Byte magazine, which was something of a sacred text for computer geeks everywhere in the late 70s. Before going to bed I e-mail my article about the psychology of humour to The Telegraph and note with amusement that they’ve let me have my gags about Ed Milliband (Labour) and Lembit Opik (Liberal Democrat) but have removed my suggestion that Tory’s get caught naked more often than representatives of other political parties. Hmmm. I’ll refrain from wondering what this says about The Telegraph’s sense of humour.

    A jet-lagged inspired early rise the next day sees me set of to explore Boston, which is deserted. I put this down to the early hour but it stays ominously quiet. Outside the MIT media lab (where I’ll interview Cynthia Breazeal on Wednesday) I meet a grumpy PhD who explains it’s a national holiday, ‘Labor Day’ (like William Shatner, a Canadian import). He’s not happy, explaining he’s left completing his doctoral dissertation a little late, hence having to work on a holiday that traditionally marks the end of summer for US citizens.

    The day warms into one of pure summery goodness (if this is the last day of summer it’s going out on a high) and I walk and walk and walk. All in all I’m out for 8 hours, and walking for 7 of them. In the Public Gardens I stumble on a large demonstration in support of President Obama’s proposed health reforms. It’s interesting to think that while I’m here I’ll be meeting scientists that may make many of the conditions that these demonstrators believe need legislative reform to provide equitable treatment a thing of the past. Indeed, my research on the genomics revolution shows it has the potential to drastically reduce the healthcare burden in all societies… but as ever politics will need to play its part. Let’s hope it’s an equitable one. Genomics has applications in reducing the cost of health care but also raises the ugly spectre of insurance firms turning you down for cover based on a risk-assessment of your genome.

    I chat to a few of the demonstrators and ask why they think some people are anti-reform. A few mention the worry it’s ‘socialism by the back door’. In America it seems anything that might have the word ‘socialist’ attached to it is treated like one of the ugly tumours genetic medicine may banish. It strikes me as sad that the word has become devalued by misinterpretation, like ‘feminism’ seems to have and, to a certain extent, ‘optimism’. One thing that is bothering me is that everyone I speak to asks me where in Australia I’m from.

    Boston is a city built on learning. You can’t move for college campuses. I wander to Harvard Medical School, where I’ll interview Professor of Genetics George Church on Friday and feel slightly awed by how important the building on 77 Louis Pasteur Avenue is in relation to the future of medicine and synthetic biology.

    Today, by contrast, was a research day, reading up on sociable robots… and comedy clubs in the city. I’ve scored a gig tomorrow night at Mottley’s Comedy Club which should be fun, my first gig in the states…

    I’ve just stayed up to do an interview on BBC Radio Wales about the psychology of humour, it’s 1:40am. Time for bed.

  • August28th

    So, lot’s happening here… TV proposal is now shaping up nicely. The producer, the avuncular Greg Atkins, thinks it’s “unstoppable”. Let’s hope. Getting more support to tour the world meeting geniuses is my kind of life. Also glad to see my comedy night for the British Science Festival has sold out. Bit apprehensive: the book and my learning consultancy (Flow Associates) have rather taken me away from live comedy. What energy I have had comedically has gone into a stage play I’ve written with the (also) avuncular Jack Milner (definition of ‘nicest man in showbiz’). So getting back on stage for 40 minutes of standup is going to be interesting, especially with a film crew there – and ahead of the brilliant Andrew O’Neill and Robin Ince… 

    Optimism, naturally, rules…

  • August17th

    J247-IncePoster-webI try to avoid any events with the word ‘science’ in them. Not that I’m against science festivals. I love them. But my remit, as I see it, is to take knowledge to audiences that aren’t already ‘converted’. However, when the British Science Association asked me to put together a comedy night for their 2009 festival it was my excuse to do a gig with two of my favourite comedians – the magnificent Robin Ince and deliciously bonkers Andrew O’Neill. Tickets are (gratifyingly) nearly sold out, but you can still grab one from the Yvonne Arnaud theatre box office (it’s in Guildford – and there’s nothing I can do about that) – just click on the image to the left. Following on from my last post I’m considering a Yoda/ Gollum face-off as Tom will be in the room (the gig’s being filmed for the series taster). Want the precious, do you?